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  • #16
    I've just woken Ffred up. He was a bit grumpy - told me his bed was damp and could I dry it out a bit before he had to lie in it. Not so much as a please or thank you.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
      You have made one very large assumption there MH. That VC uses a fridge as a fridge. I mean the dishwasher is a storage cupboard.
      That's very perceptive of you, Lumpy. My jam cupboard is a fridge.

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      • #18
        ^^^^^ so beyond nuts!


        It brilliant







        Gods dam it women, let someone get a word in edge ways!
        Last edited by Small pumpkin; 06-05-2018, 11:12 AM. Reason: VC reposting to fast

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        • #19
          Least I know where VC keeps her 'little' secrets now.

          Please don't tell me that you have found a delicious slug recipe and have bought a giant queen slug so you can breed the ingrediants for VC's Sunny Slug Cake/ice cream/burgers/crisps.
          I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

          Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
            Nope, there's nothing piffle about Ffred - apart from the double F.
            Which, presumably, is because it's pronounced Fred rather than Vred

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
              Least I know where VC keeps her 'little' secrets now.

              Please don't tell me that you have found a delicious slug recipe and have bought a giant queen slug so you can breed the ingrediants for VC's Sunny Slug Cake/ice cream/burgers/crisps.
              I can assure you, Lumpy, there is nothing sluggy about Ffred although there is summat a bit Ffishy about him.

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              • #22
                Ffred asked me to tell you that if you want any of his brothers and sisters he is prepared to disclose their whereabouts via PM. As you would expect for someone with his special attributes, they're not free or even cheap.
                Between these four walls, he's a little secretive about his family. Apparently there are some NoGood Boyos amongst them.
                Ffred understands that you may prefer to wait and see whether he comes up with the goods, as they say, and he needs a little time to prepare himself - about 5-6 weeks he's been told. Its the first time he's done this so he's still a bit unsure of the finer details. He seems quite confident though.

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                • #23
                  I’m guessing at some sort of Ffungi

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                  • #24
                    Are the bad boyos in his family somewhat immoral? Whereas Ffred is no doubt quite the opposite!

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                    • #25
                      Ffred just told me to put him to bed 'cos he needs his beauty sleep. He yawned and said "Somewhere warm, draw the curtains, and wake me in 4 weeks" and with that, he gave another yawn and fell asleep.

                      Hope he doesn't snore.

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                      • #26
                        Do you mean you hope he does spore?
                        I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                        Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                        • #27
                          Ffred the ffungal log?
                          Or Ffred the fnematode?
                          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                          Location....Normandy France

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                          • #28
                            Me thinks that Fred maybe some kind of mushroom/edible fungi

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Thelma Sanders View Post
                              Me thinks that Fred maybe some kind of mushroom/edible fungi
                              Ffair enough - but what about Ffred?

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                              • #30
                                Just Goggled him, FFReD is the Face-Fit Respirator Demonstrator. Seems odd to keep that in the fridge....
                                Last edited by Chippy Minton; 06-05-2018, 03:39 PM. Reason: 'd', past tense.....

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