The Humanure handbook

[SarrissUK]

You need a dining chair with a removeable seat squab thing that you can sit on in comfort. I did this for a while, in amongst the raspberry canes, with a bale of straw under the seat.
It worked well for a while until the old chair frame, which was never meant to be left outside in the rain, fell apart. Luckily it was not in use at the time.

LMAO I'm crying, I'm laughing that hard, envisaging you crashing through the chair on top of a bale of straw haha Literally, crying... haha

[SarrissUK]

VC, you need to write a book. Please, write a book?

[veggiechicken]

It would have been a soft landing - that straw was quite squidgy by then!
There are still a couple of legs lying around the garden (that's chair legs, not mine).

I know they're not mine as they're barleytwist.

[SarrissUK]

haha I re-iterate... Please write a book VC? haha *howling with laughter* haha

[veggiechicken]

VC, you need to write a book. Please, write a book?

What could I call it?

[SarrissUK]

Dare to be different?
Garden the VC way?
A different take on gardening?
haha you can come up with something, I'm sure!

[veggiechicken]

Given the title of this thread it would have to be "What a load of ....."

[1Bee]

You know what's the worst smell? that auto-air freshener in public loos. When I hear it squirt I'm like, "no, no no no!!! Get away from me!"

Like you, I'd rather smell the poo...

[robbra]

What a way to enjoy my tea,toast and marmalade on a Monday morning, yucky bits with some anecdotes that are so funny they have to be true, no one could make up such snippets.
Thank you all for a good way to start the week.
Rob

[bikermike]

Title "Going my Own Way"?

I put urine on the compost. I have a jug i can fill in the shed. I could let fly onto the compost heap, but that seems to be a surefire way to make a previously deserted site be full of passers-by...

I've got the book liquid gold about urine harvesting.
It's so simple it would really be better as a pamphlet.
It's sterile, doesn't smell until it's left to oxygenate, and is a critical way of closing the nitrate loop.

When you think gow much potable water we waste flushing it away, it should be an easy one.

The problem is a lack of urine-separating toilets (and the fact that urinals don't get put it unisex toilets).

[veggiechicken]

"Bump the Dump"

[boatsman]

Or 'Scrap the Crap'