Gardeners sayings and wise words

[Berr]

Yep, Shorts old chap, looks like there's something repressed there that we're picking up on

[annie trip]

If your not in bed by midnight go home!!!

[Shortie]

Yep, Shorts old chap, looks like there's something repressed there that we're picking up on

Lol!

[srodders]

As well as knowing the traditional running we used to say

"Red sky at night...Guernsey's on fire"

Or even "Red sky at night, Donkeys delight - Jersey's on fire!"

[Dobby]

My gran used to say
never a borowa or lende be
look after the pennys and the pounds will look after themselfs

Yes I'm a Yorkshier Man out for nowt

[Earthbabe]

Or even "Red sky at night, Donkeys delight - Jersey's on fire!"

Geography's a bit off there srodders, could have sworn Jersey was to the east of Guernsey, or have they moved it? Welcome to the vine BTW.

[srodders]

Geography's a bit off there srodders, could have sworn Jersey was to the east of Guernsey, or have they moved it? Welcome to the vine BTW.

It's to the south actually, but we don't like the crapauds so can but hope (Herm and Sark etc to the East)

[Earthbabe]

That's south east to be really picky.

[dexterdoglancashire]

Just made up a new one! "Happiness is getting a lottie for Christmas!" Hey! Dexterdog

[beefy]

If your not in bed by midnight go home!!!

Is this the shortened version ? We always said "If your not in bed by midnight go home to your own"

[pigletwillie]

or even better

red sky at night, tesco's alight

[Benacre]

If you can lay comfortably naked on the soil then it is time to sow your seeds

If your Pan is full of blood have you had beetroot recently!

A Suffolk Wind is lazy. It would rather go through you than around you.