Cold Climate Compost

[martini]

Hi Dexterdog - I've read some threads on this but don't know where they are - hope you're enjoying your hols!

Yoanbob - you know why you can't use girl pee on compost don't you? You'd end up with a race of highly intelligent superplants!

[yoanbob]

Yes, but they burst into tears mid luna cycle, and quite frankly i have enough of my own hormones, let alone having bitch fights with my toms over who did the suduku first, and speed of electron flow.

seaweed makes great compost and mulch, rince it first to remove crabs and salt.

[dexterdoglancashire]

Thanks YB - no creepy crawlys in my seaweed! dexterdog

[martini]

That's what my OH said yoanbob - you don't want a crop of PMT!

[yoanbob]

definatly not,
if i ate the hormonal toms would my pmt get worse? not worth the risk

[nick the grief]

Even more worrying us chaps would have the dreaded curse as well !!

[yoanbob]

yes but nick, would anyone notice the difference, lol

[Nicos]

yoanbob -
you are supposed to feed them to your OH to help him keep up with the mood swings!!!

[yoanbob]

trust me he doesnt, need any help.
i find making him go to bed early and making sure he has breakfast is the only way to regulate his moods.

[nick the grief]

If only I had a woman who only worried about me have a breakfast & bed .....

[Nicos]

Maybe you give her too much Grief Nick