101 Things to Do in a Shed!

[OllieMartin]

^ 11.

12. Put up posters of your favourite celebrity that you're actually ashamed of (E.g. Dale Winton)

[Dynamo]

^ 11.

12. Put up posters of your favourite celebrity that you're actually ashamed of (E.g. Dale Winton)

And throw darts at them? That could be number 13.

14. Fit a multi gym

15. Keep Budgies

16. Put a red light outside and wait inside to see if you get any business.

[NOG]

16. Put a red light outside and wait inside to see if you get any business.

LOL... Shouldn't that be a Cottage not a shed.

[OllieMartin]

17. Play darts (Hey NOG?)

[NOG]

Man can not Live by gardening alone...LOL

[pinkprincess]

18. store oh body after hitting over head with said frying pan!!

[WrexTheDragon]

18. store oh body after hitting over head with said frying pan!!

I like to move them to a nice hole and grow my raspberries over them.

Tasty.

[OllieMartin]

I like to move them to a nice hole and grow my raspberries over them.

Tasty.

What's the NPK ratio of a human body?

19. Use old plant off-cuts to construct a 100% organic cyborg who you can make stock out of when he gets on your nerves.

[NOG]

The NPK of a human is dificult to work out but if you pull all the bones out you can grind them to bone meal.

But you cant eat anything you grow or you will get a brain infection.....can't remenber what its called.

[OllieMartin]

Difficult? I don't want to hear it NOG, I expect you to grind me up a donor and find me some figures!
Hmmm, think I might be suffering from that brain infection...

[WrexTheDragon]

The NPK of a human is dificult to work out but if you pull all the bones out you can grind them to bone meal.

But you cant eat anything you grow or you will get a brain infection.....can't remenber what its called.

Does that mean I need to throw out the Brains faggots I have in the deep freezer?

[HayleyB]

I was reading about this yesterday at Cheddar Gorge 'Kuru' is similar to CJD and was suffered amongst cannibals..... see you do learn sommat new every day

[bluemoon]

I like to move them to a nice hole and grow my raspberries over them.

Tasty.

I'm told runner beans do jolly well over a body. I thought you could only get Kuru if you ate the brains themselves? It's, if I recall correctly, the rarest communicable disease known to affect man - largely because few of us are cannibals.

Anyway, whatever number we're on I keep a corkscrew in mine - enough said.

[NOG]

[QUOTE=WrexTheDragon;497377]Does that mean I need to throw out the Brains faggots I have in the deep freezer?[/QUOT

LOL its only Human brains.

[sarraceniac]

20. Sit and work out how many ways there are of killing a thread besides turning it into a discussion on cannibalism.