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These are some of my favourite quotes about getting older:
> Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. ~Author Unknown
> The idea is to die young as late as possible. ~Ashley Montagu
> The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright
> Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. ~Author Unknown
> Like a lot of fellows around here, I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. ~Billy Casper
> They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown
> I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990. ~Dave Barry
> Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. ~Martin Buxbaum
There are lots more here.
> Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. ~Author Unknown
> The idea is to die young as late as possible. ~Ashley Montagu
> The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright
> Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. ~Author Unknown
> Like a lot of fellows around here, I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. ~Billy Casper
> They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown
> I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990. ~Dave Barry
> Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. ~Martin Buxbaum
There are lots more here.
Ahem.....
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