Pastures New....time for a new Moderator or two

[Lumpy]

Why does a weed fairy or a chicken need a pasture?

Answers must be confined to a 15000 word essay titled 'Moderation In All Things'

[veggiechicken]

He said you wanted pasturised
'Cause pasturised is best
She says Ernie I'll be happy
If it comes up to me chest
And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

[Greenleaves]

Good ole Benny

I am not one for cryptic clues Lumpy but hopefully the truth will out in the future.....and no, VC and I are not running off into the sunset....we are too old to run...well VC is

[Lumpy]

Ernieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And he drove (I'm sure his name was Trigger) the fastest milkcart in the ....................

[Greenleaves]

One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four
And as he leaped down from of his van
Hot blood through his veins did course
And he went across to Ernie's cart
And he didn't half kick his horse
Who's name was Trigger (Trigger)
And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west

[veggiechicken]

Who would "Sue" be, Lumpy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI

[Tripmeup]

Many thanks to both of you for the time you have put into your roles....you'll be missed in an official capacity I am sure..........I think

[Lumpy]

Who would "Sue" be, Lumpy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI

My boring, middle aged psudonim?. alter ego VC......................anyhow you are only jealous VC as you walk slowly (don't blame me blame the ex weed fairy) towards the site of happiness........

[Small pumpkin]

Is the GR opening for the leaving party?

[Greenleaves]

No! probably my last Mod statement

[craftymarie]

Crikey, two going at once, bit of a shocker.

You've both been such excellent moderators and I will be very sorry to see you leave your posts. But thanks so much for keeping this place running nice and smoothly and making it such a lovely place to be. You are much appreciated.

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Well! What to say other than all else have said!

You will be surely missed! The pair of you! a shame really, as you both did an exceptional role in the positions you "Volunteered" for!

You'll miss it n be back shortly I'm sure!

But sincerely! Many Thanks from me!

[Greenleaves]

I am sure I talk on behalf of VC with this comment....we were part of a team who made collective decisions and you have to remember we are users too

Thank you for the kind words anyway

[veggiechicken]

Thanks everyone for your kind words I'll still be here, but on the norty side of the fence.
If you'd like to experience life at the sharp end of my pointy stick, you have until Friday
Please don't tempt me though as I don't want to brush off the cobwebs its gathered since last used

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Thanks everyone for your kind words I'll still be here, but on the norty side of the fence.
If you'd like to experience life at the sharp end of my pointy stick, you have until Friday
Please don't tempt me though as I don't want to brush off the cobwebs its gathered since last used

I am sure I talk on behalf of VC with this comment....we were part of a team who made collective decisions and you have to remember we are users too

Thank you for the kind words anyway

That's what I'm worried about! Now on this side we have serious competition!